The Food of the Damned

As you might be aware, the major food manufacturers spend millions of dollars each year developing what they hope will be the next big thing in crackers, cereals, and snacks.

You can't hit a home run every time you step up to the plate, though. Click on the packages below for a more detailed look into some of the food industry's more spectacular failures.

Honey Mustard Cookies Extreme Cheese Food Meat and Cake! Sausage Biscuit Crunch


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If you're a lawyer for one of these corporations, save your "cease and desist" letter for a real infringer, okay?