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Your Gateway to the World Wide Web

Yes, eyes. If you want the fullest possible experience while surfing the World Wide Web, you'll want eyes.
"I'm not sure I understand. Just how can eyes help me?"
Through a process not completely understood by modern science, the World Wide Web emits radiation which, properly channeled through your computer's monitor, can be detected by eyes.
"Can I download eyes off the Internet or World Wide Web?"

No. Eyes can be only obtained at your local hospital or birthing center via a process called
being born. The procedure is successful over 95% percent of the time.